Confessions of a Liberal Puritan

Well, he could hardly use the poem in its original form, now could he? After all, what kind of a pansy-assed, Core-bred idjit would write something so 'soft' and 'sappy' to a hellfire scrapper like River? :)

Personally, I can't wait to see which poem River intends to 'fix' for him (at the moment, I'm leaning towards William Blake's "The Tyger", but am open to suggestions), and who'll be next to feel the editorial effects of Jayne's personal blue pencil.