Confessions of a Liberal Puritan

The first four stanzas of "HarleyMan" can be found here.

And stanzas 5-7 are here: ( Read more... )


Now, on to stanza 8:


Well, a saner soul would scamper at the sight which met our eyes,
But not HarleyMan -- his courage could not sink!
I was not a happy camper when he said, "Rev, I surmise
That something weird's afoot here." (Gee, ya think?)

Though I've never been a hero, I've never been a heel,
So I told my HarleyMan I'd stick around.
But my blood chilled close to zero, when a blue gal dressed in teal
Out of nowhere came and tossed him to the ground.

HarleyMan, O HarleyMan, in leather cool and black.
HarleyMan, O HarleyMan, you're cute flat on your back!

[more to come, soon]