Confessions of a Liberal Puritan

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'A' is for Adam Baldwin, who’s always given us such joy.
'B' is for Bond, James Bond (Daniel Craig’s best 'bad boy').
'C' is for 'the Casey', unleashed and un-shirted --
With him in the kitchen, Ellie might enjoy being 'desserted'!

'D' is for Dominic Monaghan, who makes hairy feet seem adorable.
'E' is for 'Evil!Devon', who’s so hot when he’s deplorable.
'F' is for Fitzwilliam Darcy, Colin Firth’s breakout role,
With his shirt soaking wet and his manner so droll.

'G' is for the Great Nathan Fillion, a mensch through and through,
And I wouldn't kick him out of bed, either -- would you?
'H' is for Han Solo, in all his 'scruffy' glory,
While 'I' is for Indiana Jones. That’s it. End of story.

'J' is for Jayne Cobb, the man we'd like to call 'River’s'
(Actually, we'd like to call him 'ours', but we’re 'no take-back' givers).
'K' is for Karl Agathon, a.k.a. 'Helo' (or 'Mr. Yummy') --
Snapped up by a Cylon, proving that Sharon was no dummy.

'L' is for Lord Vaako -- do I even need to explain?
'M' is for Misha Collins, proving hot angels aren’t vain.
'N' is for Neil Patrick Harris -- what a handle!
To his singing and acting, most guys can't hold a candle.

'O' is for 'Other' (i.e., a 'hottie to be named later') --
It’s hard to find rhymes, so don't be a hater!
'P' is for Pierce Brosnan, who only gets better with time.
While 'Q' is for Zachary Quinto -- as Spock or Sylar, he’s sublime.

'R' is for Richard B. Riddick -- he can sniff me at his leisure!
And 'S' is for Spike, a vamp just made for Slayer pleasure.
'T' is for 'Thor', who has the abs of a god,
So even with blond flowing locks, he gets a nod.

'U' is for Karl Urban, in Rohan or in space,
While 'V' is for Vin Diesel, who always wins our race.
'W' is for Wolverine, a mutant tough and hairy --
Embodied by Hugh Jackman, his heart is legendary.

'X' is for young Charles Xavier, and his tragic one true love:
Eric (called 'Magneto'), with whom he fits hand in glove.
'Y' is for out 'Yonder', where more hotties yet must lurk.
But 'Z' is for Zachary Levi, our favorite nerd/spy/clerk.