Confessions of a Liberal Puritan

***************

Okay, so I'd thought New Employee Orientation to Hell was just a one-shot BtVS ficlet, but then it seemed to beg for a follow-up.

The link to Part Two of the New Hires Orientation Filmstrip from Hell can be found at the end of this post.

In the meantime, here's the first part of the test on the Hellish New Employee Orientation Filmstrip, covering the menace posed by the Scoobies and associated entities.

________________

TEST ON PART 1 OF NEW EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION FILMSTRIP, COVERING HANDBOOK SECTION 6.6

(SUPERVISOR'S EDITION: CORRECT ANSWERS AND OFFICIAL PROCEDURES INCLUDED)

Instructions: Remember, all tests must be written in blood and filed in triplicate.

( The Test Questions )

This concludes Part One of the New Employee Orientation Test. Do not share the contents of this test with anyone else, upon pain of Termination and Eternal Evisceration.

Thank you for not littering. Remember, in the unlikely event that you survive the Orientation Process, this Hell will be your Home, too, and we must all Help to Keep Our Hell Tidy.

On to Part Two of the Filmstrip