Confessions of a Liberal Puritan

Building on my earlier comments about deborahmm's Spike-and-Giles spin-off daydream, and on some of missmurchison's comments on that spin-off, I'm suddenly seeing Giles as Henry Higgins and Spike as Eliza in a new musical incarnation. And this is the music that plays in my head:

All I want is a lot of votes
For Giles and Spike wearing swirly coats.
As Alan Jay Lerner notes,
"Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?"

Sexy older guys who snipe and snark,
But are always up for another lark,
And so handy in the dark,
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

Oh, so loverly watching Giles and Spikey on a tear.
Add Diana Rigg to the mix, and you know that I'll be there!

Someone's tweed hanging by the door,
Reminding you what a partner's for.
Two blokes whom we adore,
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly. Loverly! Loverly.